Friday, August 10, 2007

Visiting Buckley!

So I visited Buckley today! (The camp that I went to/worked out for 14 summers and DIDN'T return to this summer) It was...interesting. I think they are putting crack cocane into the lunches, I mean, they MUST be, that's the only explanation for what I saw today. I went down to the gym with my friend Liz, who is the gymnastics specailist and a few other people, where Liz greeted her afternon group. WELL, they were a sight for sore eyes.

Let's start with the group leader. Well...she was practically comatose. She's new this year, a 26 year old woman who looks 45 and acts like she's 16. Anyway, she walks up to Liz and continues to explain how bad her kids are and how she has to leave because she dosen't want to see them, and how Liz should discipline them. (I later found out that this girl has worked at almost every camp on the island, because she works for a year, and is never asked back...oops)

So there we are, me and Katie sitting in the corner observing, all the Kids, Liz, and the 2 other counselors with the group... well, if you want to count the 2 counselors... Actually, the 2 counselors decided to climp into a tunnel thing in the room and try to make out. (VERY professional).

So class goes on, Liz, the evil kids, the horny counselors and us in the corner laughing hysterically. Finally Liz gets frustrated and says "Ok, if you don't want to cooperate, we can just sit her in silence, is that what you want?"
there is a slight pause as the kids glance at each other
and then
...
the kids erupt in a fit of cheers and agreement!

so the class stops, and the kids sit there for the rest of the session....

Yay Camp!

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